A young biker walks into a seedy café in Hokitika Westland. He sits at the
counter and notices an old Ulyssian biker with his arms folded staring
blankly into a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just sitting
there staring at it, the young biker bravely asks the old Ulyssian " I you aint gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The old Ulyssian slowly turns his head
toward the young biker and in his best Ulyssian manner says, "Na! go ahead"
Eagerly, the young biker reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom
of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was shocking
and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl. The old Ulyssian
quietly says, "Yep that's as far as I got too
