Over 16,532,449 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Learn to smoke.
Drink bourbon, straight up, no ice.
Hold a conversation about the Republic with a Platonist.
Argue with God. Everyday.
Become disgusted with yourself. And get over it.
Get a Boxer's Fracture, snap your Patella Tendons bilaterally and learn the medical definition of septic.
Come to grips with the fact the wings of the Angel's won't carry you. Neither will the wings of the Devil.
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the sinister submergence of self into the collective unconscious
for two minutes and thirty seven seconds.
Flailing hands drag you in,
bodies and legs and arms and elbows,
music thrashes by at faster-than-manufacturers-recommended-speed.
Keep on your feet, stay off the ground,
as Doc Martens and hard-soled combat boots crash to the floor.
Bodies heave and throw, heads roll, eyes glazed over, fists sail by too close to your teeth -
Then its over,
and they play my Name is Luca...
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I don't know.
I don't remember.
I wasn't there.
I didn't hear anything.
I didn't see anybody.
Repeat as needed.
2009
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A Ménage à troi
does not exist.
It's comparison shopping
with a complimentary
test drive.
2006
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What was it like
to see me bleed
what was it like
to see me cry
was it good for you too
2006
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Alone in the dark
I can still caress you
still feel your softness
and see in the dim light the
shape and form my
fingers wish was more than
memory
2006
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To lying, stealing, cheating and drinking:
When you lie, lie to save a friend.
When you steal, steal someone's heart.
When you cheat, cheat death.
And when you drink, drink with friends.
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
