heartsOhearts's blog: "Bored"

>BigDaddyMi...: with a mouth full of teeth like mine a cock like yours better hope the man attached knows how to romance me BigDaddyMi...: with a cock like mine u dont need romance...u just need to hold on! ->BigDaddyMi...: lol BigDaddyMi...: thanks! ->BigDaddyMi...: how romantic BigDaddyMi...: okay....rephrased....i'd love to fuck the shit out of you! ->BigDaddyMi...: thanks, but I'd like to stay in one piece please BigDaddyMi...: lol....you...your sexy as fuck ->BigDaddyMi...: I'm sorry, but tear what up? oh how I love crazy ass dudes...

Okay so I may be a heathen and I may be going to hell in some peoples eyes but I figure you can only go to hell if you believe in it. Since forever I have always said that I would let my children choose whether or not they wanted to be baptised and to what faith. I would never want to push a faith on to them... it's the same way my mother felt with me which is why I'm not baptised. Well my daughter's father believes that if she is not baptised she'll go to hell and be damned for the rest of her life. I'm really against it but I figure there are bigger battles that I'll need to win in the future. The problem is that he wants to take her 3 hours away to get the baptism done to the church he was baptised in. She is 5 weeks old today and he wants to take her soon, but I feel it's going to be awkward for me because only his family would get to go. I'm not sure what I should do and it irritates me. BLAH.

This is what I got for my first Mommy's Day! :) Happy Mother's Day to all the FuMommies! ♥

I'm so not fucking happy right now. I can't stand being pregnant anymore. I WANT HER OUT RIGHT NOW! The doctors keep telling me she's going to be a big baby and it's better for her if she decides to come out on her own. Well guess fucking what. It's better for her if she comes out now before I get too stressed out that I can't handle it. :( I've done everything I can think of except sex. That's not happening because her head is right there and it creeps me right the fuck out. (I know it wont reach her head but it still freaks me out)

I'm having a girl, she's due tomorrow with a projected weight so far of 8lbs 10oz... any name ideas?? help!

Sooo I just finished writing my own obituary for a class I'm taking and I must say... I'm going to be a wicked cool 80 year old! lol Oh and p.s. I'm sad that Heath Ledger died.. :(

So last night was the best Anatomy lab yet! We got to cut the heart out of our cadavers and it was amazing. Do you know what it's like to hold a human heart in your hands? We cut it into a cross section to look at the atriums and ventricles. It was the most amazing situation that has ever happened to me. We learned how much work is involved with heart transplants and how quickly the whole situation has to occur. Next is the brain and I can't wait to hold it in my hands :)

So I've always liked anatomy, it's a really interesting subject. Taking it in college is like a dream, I love the class and I love my classmates. I thought the lab would be fascinating. Except for today... We've finished skinning the 3 cadavers that we're going to be using for the next 8 or so weeks. Today we were looking at leg muscles of one of our oldest cadavers. She has a horrible vascular system, meaning her veins and arteries are shot, so the embalming solution didn't preserve her lower half very well. Her leg muscles smelled and looked like raw rotten meat. It was absolutely disgusting. SO while I'm working on separating the disgustingly rotting sections of muscle, my lab group is working on exposing the femoral artery and vein. I look up quick to see how they are doing and what do I see? AN OLD WOMANS DEAD AND DISGUSTING VAJAYJAY. Let's just say this folks. I will NOT be sleeping for a few days, and everytime I close my eyes I will see it and be traumatized all over again.

Is there a law against killing insects? I'm just wondering because it seems that a million and a half crickets have decided to take up residency right outside my window. Is insectocide a genocide in disguise? AND is there anyway to get rid of them even though technically it's their territory I'm about to claim as my cricket murder/burial ground?

Okay so I'm bored and I'm lurking in the mumms and there was one about monkey shit and it got me thinking... What would I do if I was taking a shit in the stall of a public restroom and the woman next to me, clears her throat and says excuse me... sorry to bother, but do you think you could spare some toilet paper? Do I not say a word as my ass is shooting out uncontrollable sounds and horrid smells and hand her a bundle under the stall? OR Do I pretend I don't hear her, hurry with my doodoo, wash my hands quickly and run from the restroom, vowing that for the rest of my natural born life I will never, EVER shit in a public restroom again?