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Hi All!! Just wondering if any of my friends were still on here that I use to chat with. I have been gone for a while but am back online again. If you would like to remain on my friends and fans list I would like to know. Otherwise I may start deleting people to clear things out some. So, drop me a line and let me know so I don't delete anyone by mistake. :-) Thanks for reading, Jeff

If my body was a car....

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. .....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

A mothers question.

The Finest Statement Printed Today A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq ?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam ?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea ? Another mother asked President F. D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima ?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France ?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg ?" And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge ?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem ?" The answers to all these are similar -- "So that others may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom." This was emailed to me with no author and I thought the magnitude and the simplicity was awesome IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE, FEEL FREE..... TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM!

I'm a "J" what are you?

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ___expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment. -C- You are a freaking beast. You are the sexmaster. You do what you want, when you want...and it comes as no surprise because everyone always wants it from you. You are definately the best ever. Others should stop now to save the embarrassment. -D- Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual,passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement,sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open mind. -E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bed mate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good look.) -F- You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic life scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. -G- You are crap in bed!(Remember....I didn't write this!!!! LOLOL) -H- You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partne r. Before the commitment, though,you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover. -I- You have a great need to be loved and appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing.You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual ___expression.You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual,but you are sometimes downright lustful. -J- You are totally fucking marvelous! -K- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love.Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners provided it's all in good taste.Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving,cuddling, wining,and dining to know that you're being appreciated. -L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere,passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You really enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life,nor of your sexual fantasies. -M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and also enjoy mothering your mate. -N- You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You are a flirt yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual,and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy,extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. -O- You are very interested in sexual ac tivities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check. -P- You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; A good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification. -Q- You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers,and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. -R- You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However,physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy,but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher.Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate. -S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade,can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. -T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, often times all in your own head. -U- You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own. -V- You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out.You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on,even though you yourself may not be a participant. -W- You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games. -X- You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease.You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love.You can have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your own head. -Y- You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy n ecking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring.However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open,stimulating and romantic -Z- You are and very attentive person, who requires the same attention in return from your partner. In love you seek quality, not quanity. You are secure in your sexuality and seek the same in a partner. Beauty comes naturally to you and you will look for the same in a partner. You are loving, caring and open minded. You like cheese

Any one read this?

I am going to delete ALL my so called friends from my list on here unless you say you would like to stay. I have 50 some odd people on there and NOBODY ever reads what I say or helps me out like I do them. well, I have had enough.

Just wondering

I was just wondering if anyone even reads these things? do I have any friends at all here or is everyone just looking for points?

True or False compleated.

Copy this entire list into your blog/journal and follow these instructions: 1. CAPITALIZE everything about you that is true 2. Leave plain anything that is false about you 3. Put an asterisk at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true 4. Have fun and let's get to know each other!!!!! I have had sex while wearing a blindfold. * I have blindfolded someone else during sex. * I HAVE HAD SEX WHILE WATCHING PORN. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet. * I SLEEP BETTER AFTER SEX. There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex. THE BED IS NOT MY MOST FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE SEX. I AM TURNED ON KNOWING SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME MASTURBATE. I HAVE MASTURBATED FOR SOMEONE OVER A WEB CAM. I have had sex over a web cam. * I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on. * I have been tied up during sex. * I have had sex with someone who was tied up. * I have dripped wax onto a lover's body. I have had a lover drip wax onto my body. I have a foot fetish. I have a leather fetish. I have a tickle fetish. I have had sex in a burning building. I'm a firefighter..total turn on! I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence. I ENJOY NUDIE MAGAZINES. EROTIC TOYS ARE A REGULAR PART OF MY BUDGET. I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring. Some of those chicks are on 360, LOL I HAVE CLICKED ON PORN LINKS IN MY EMAIL. I HAVE WATCHED MORE THAN ONE GAY/LESBIAN PORN VIDEO. MUCH OF WHAT I KNOW ABOUT SEX COMES FROM PORN. INTERRACIAL SEX TURNS ME ON. I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex. I WOULD PARTICIPATE IN SEX RESEARCH GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY. MY CURRENT LOVER DOES NOT SUFFICIENTLY MEET MY NEEDS. I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex. I have had sex at my place of employment. * I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships. *Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. HUH? I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis. I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me. * I have had sex under water. --does in the pool count?? * I have had sex in the snow.* I am in a polyandrous relationship. I know Poly, yeah, so? I have to have music playing while having sex. I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. I'd be dead, and it ain't made of plastic I have flashed strangers. does moonin' count? I have given sex as a gift. * I have set-up a three-way for my lover.*

True or False

Copy this entire list into your blog/journal and follow these instructions: 1. BOLD everything about you that is true 2. Leave plain anything that is false about you 3. Put an asterisk at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true 4. Have fun and let's get to know each other!!!!! I have had sex while wearing a blindfold. I have blindfolded someone else during sex. I have had sex while watching porn. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet. I sleep better after sex. There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam. I have had sex over a web cam. I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on. I have been tied up during sex. I have had sex with someone who was tied up. I have dripped wax onto a lover's body. I have had a lover drip wax onto my body. I have a foot fetish. I have a leather fetish. I have a tickle fetish. I have had sex in a burning building. I'm a firefighter..total turn on! I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence. I enjoy nudie magazines. Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.-uh huh. I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring. Some of those chicks are on 360, LOL I have clicked on porn links in my email. I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video. Much of what I know about sex comes from porn. Interracial sex turns me on. I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex. I would participate in sex research given the opportunity. My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs. I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex. I have had sex at my place of employment. I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships. Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. HUH? I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis. I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me. I have had sex under water. --does in the pool count?? I have had sex in the snow. I am in a polyandrous relationship. I know Poly, yeah, so? I have to have music playing while having sex. I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. I'd be dead, and it ain't made of plastic I have flashed strangers. does moonin' count? I have given sex as a gift. I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I found this on someones yahoo360 page and liked it and thought i would share it. A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking, saw you make my favorite cake for me and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always talk to and I learned to trust in God. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing and I learned that those who have something should give to those who don't. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you take care of our house and everyone in it and I learned we have to take care of what we are given. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't feel good and I learned that I would have to be responsible when I grow up. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's all right to cry. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared and I wanted to be everything that I could be. When you thought I wasn't looking, learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and productive person when I grow up. When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked at you and wanted to say, "Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking." ~ Author Unknown LITTLE EYES SEE A LOT. Each of us, parent or friend, influence the life of a child. How will you touch the life of someone today? Maybe sharing this with someone else, you will make them at least think about their influence on children and others.
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