A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet
propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The
Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come
over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find
out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well,
thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. nobody ever paid me for my services
before."
"Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots that fit."
