Interests
Lessons In Life
We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only
live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the
future to wreak revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the
past.
Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to
do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really
tried them.
Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the
spanking?"
To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it
wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.
A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide
us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a
persistent burning sensation, see your physician.
When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider
dating outside the family.
If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when
Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll
learn him.
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and
precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too,
and I find it more personal and sincere.
