Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
bench talking, and one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away.. Florida or
the moon?" The other blonde turns and says.
" Helloooooooooo. can you see Florida????"
CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a
gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it far a few minutes, it is idling
smoothly. She says "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a
river and sees another blonde on the opposite band.
"You-hoo!" she shouts. "How can I get to the other side:"
The second blonde looks up the river then then down
the river and shouts back. "You ARE on the oter side."
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BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, and American , and
a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
"We were the first in space!" The American said,
"We were the fist on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be
the first on hte sun!" The Russian and the
American looked at each other and shook their heads.
You can't land on the sun, you idiot!
You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the
Blonde replied, "We've not stupid you know.
Were going at night!"
FINALLY,THE BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what
their names were, The blonde responded by saying
that one was name Rolex and one was named
Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of
someone naming dogs like that,?"
"HELLOOOOOOOOO...."
Answered the blonde.
"They're watch dogs.!"
