Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have the compassion and ideas. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Maybe ... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe ... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe ... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe ... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe ... the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches. Maybe ... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do. Maybe ... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child, your girlfriend/boyfriend -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more. Maybe ... the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. Maybe … you should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too. Maybe ... you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if it is simply to leave them alone. Maybe ... giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours. Maybe ... happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives. Maybe ... you shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one who makes your heart smile. Maybe … you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy. Maybe … you should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying. Maybe … you could send this message to those people who mean something to you, to those who have touched your life, to those who can and do make you smile when you really need it … to those who make you see the brighter side of things : ) when you are really down, and to all those whom you want to know that you appreciate them and their friendship. And if you don't, don't worry; nothing bad will happen to you.

1. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle 2. The best way out is always through. - Robert Frost 3. Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague 4. Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein 5. Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right. - Henry Ford 6. I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become. - Oprah Winfrey 7. “I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” - Michael Jordan 8. You must be the change you want to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi 9. What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Goethe 10. You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar 11. Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi 12. Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill 13. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote 14. Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb 15. In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing; the worst thing you can do is nothing. - Theodore Roosevelt 16. If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet. - Isaac B. Singer 17. Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. - Unknown 18. Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. - Charles F. Kettering, Engineer and Inventor 19. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain 20. Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown 21. Some succeed because they are destined. Some succeed because they are determined. - Unknown 22. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Dan Stanford 23. Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others; it is the only means. - Albert Einstein 24. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs 25. If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond 26. Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy Goodman 27. If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman 28. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 29. We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 30. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain 31. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain 32. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain 33. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain 34. The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed. - Richard B. Sheridan 35. Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 36. "Act or accept." - Unanonymous 37. Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth 38. The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono 39. Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr Phil 40. Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey 41. People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success. - Norman Vincent Peale 42. Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Anonymous 43. Being defeated is only a temporary condition; giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant, Author and Advice Columnist 44. I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage 45. Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others; it is the only means. - Albert Einstein 46. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. - Unknown 47. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Unknown 48. Anyone can do something when they WANT to do it. Really successful people do things when they don't want to do it. - Dr. Phil 49. There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Dr. Denis Waitley 50. Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Sir Winston Churchill 51. Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton 52. Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown 53. Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden 54. There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo 55. Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach 56. Vision doesn't usually come as a lightening bolt. Rather it comes as a slow crystallization of life challenges that we one day recognize as a beautiful diamond with great value to ourselves and others. - Dr. Michael Norwood 57. Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers 58. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. - Samuel Beckett 59. Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell 60. Cause Change & Lead Accept Change & Survive Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda, Chairman, Novell 61. Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves 62. An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach 63. An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott 64. Life is "trying things to see if they work" Ray Bradbury 65. If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. Anonymous 66. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. Dennis P. Kimbro 67. We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. Ralph Waldo Emerson 68. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 69. In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson 70. I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. Albert Einstein 71. Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. Machiavelli. 72. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. Mahatma Gandhi 73. "You are what you think about all day long." -- Dr. Robert Schuller 74. What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson" 75. “Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed.” Booker T. Washington 76. "Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 77. “To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.” - Elbert Hubbard 78. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power 79. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day - Robert Frost 80. “I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.” - Maya Angelou 81. “The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.” - William James 82. “When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'” - Sydney Harris 83. “Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.” - Richard L. Evans 84. “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.” - Robert Frost 85. “You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you stop to look fear in the face.” - Eleanor Roosevelt 86. Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca 87. Do first things first, and second things not at all. - Peter Drucker. 88. The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster's Law 89. Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. - Joe Clark 90. I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill 91. Positive anything is better than negative thinking. - Elbert Hubbard 92. People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 93. Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb 94. If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill 95. The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 96. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire 97. Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits. - Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882 98. There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli 99. He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Nietzsche 100. Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Author Unknown

1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

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Take this survey if you can openly talk about sex What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Stimulation (foreplay anyone) What is something you have always wanted to try? Threesome What is something you have never done in bed before? Another guy What time of day do you like to have sex? Mornings are great What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Im a guy - please How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 10 sec or less If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Excited Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Nope Have you ever faked an orgasm? Nope What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? My stomach Do you have any sexual regrets? Yes If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? Depends on the situation How Important is sex in your life? I still like it How Important is love in your life? Very What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf? Frickin money Do you believe in make-up sex? Absolutely Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover? Never Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so? Yes Who did you lose your virginity to? Vicki D When and Where did you lose your virginity? Wheat field Loon Lake 1968 If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back? Hhhhmmm Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant? No Where would you have sex in public? God yes Would you ever have sex while at work? Already have Would you have sex in the corner of a department store? Probably Would you have sex in the rain? Already have What movie makes you horny? Debbie Does ***** What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp? 3 How many do you wish you could have? 4 or 5 What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural? Doesnt matter Would you have sex in a dressing room? Already have What sounds do you like to hear during sex? Moans-sex talk What sounds do you make during sex? Im a moaner What words do you love to hear during sex? Dirty talk What do you yell during an orgasm? Oh my .... How many times a week do you like to have sex? 2 or 3 Do you want to try the 69 position? Already have What are your three fav. positions? Girl on Top, Doggie, Anal What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body? Earlobes, nipples, my Johnson Top or Bottom? Bottom Bedroom or other room? It matters? Lights on or off? Definitely On Public or Private? It matters? Partially or Entirely naked? It matters? Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets? Oil & Lotion Naughty Videos or Hott Photos? Naughty videos Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather? Lace & Silk Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle? Lets do both Standing up or Laying down? Lying Down Soft or Firm touch? Lets do both Under Covers or On top? On top Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom? Already have Have you ever hooked up on a swing set? No Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo? More S/M Any New Positions you havent done but want to try? Try anything once Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore? No Are there any secret desires you have never told? No Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex? Pick a spot What is your favorite thing about sex? Pleasing & Orgasm What is your favorite sexual setting? Medium light with a sweet smelling sexy woman Whats your Favorite position? Bottom Would you ever work out nude? Why? Would you have sex on the bench press? Yes Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? Yes Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf? Yes Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf? No Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person? Probably More Who was on your mind while you did this survey? For me to know -

Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT. At the exact moment of the winter solstice, the world is urged to get busy at the second annual Global Orgasm for World Peace. People across the world — but especially in countries with "weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of medication" — are being asked to synchronize their orgasms, according to the group's Web site. This group session of sexual healing, aka The Big O, is designed to be an "instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spirtual energy" that organizers hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during this, the longest night of the year. Global Orgasm is the brain child of Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, co-founders of the anti-war organization Baring Witness, a group of activists who strip to make public peace displays with their naked bodies.

I don't care what anyone says I think you're hot. I don't care what anyone says a little junk in the trunk is fine with me. Maybe other guys feel differently but I like a chick with a little meat on her bones. Relax sweetie your sexual performance was perfectly adequate. Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor! You're smart to do your laundry on Saturday night, when everyone else is out. A bright red mini-dress! You really have tons of confidence in your inner beauty. Look at how much weight you've lost! That dress didn't fit you nearly as well at that last wedding you wore it to. Those blackheads form the cutest pattern! I very much like your dress. It does wonders for your figure. You are an excellent artist, which is a relief considering what a poor cook you are! No, honey, I love your boobs. I don't even like them big. Your haircut really slims your face. For a not bad looking girl you look terrible in photos. I do think it's fantastic that someone with your sort of looks should make such an effort with fashion. That outfit you are wearing would be lovely for a funeral. Well, your hair is nice, it'd look good on Courtney Love. Honey, you're so pretty I don't even notice the extra weight. Hey, that's a great looking shirt, Tim! You can barely see your beer-belly. You look splendid today, Nobody would ever guess you're 45. Don't be silly, grey is the new blonde. I love your hair!! I bet you did it your self didn't you. Honey you are so pretty one barley see the yellow teeth. Honey I love that new coat it makes you look 20 lbs lighter. That outfit is so slimming! Nice shoes, my mom bought the same style last month. So what if they say your ass looks fat in those pants, I think you look ok. Nice dress. I've seen a few girls with it, but I think it suits you most. Don't listen to what anyone is saying. I would not change a thing. I hate chicks are just rail thin. The food looks great. And you managed to cook it without setting off the smoke alarm.

Body: One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he Asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money From you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist was Pleased and Left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the Next morning there is a 'Thank You', card and a dozen roses waiting For him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his Bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm Doing Community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the Shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'Thank You', card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when He tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept Money from you. I'm doing community service this week" The Professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when The barber opens his shop, there is a 'Thank You' ,card and a dozen Different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful." Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay His bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm Doing community service this week." The Congressman is very happy And Leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open Up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free Haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between The citizens of our country and our members of Congress...

Sing this to the tune of "I Will Survive." At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! but I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bs, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to ell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey