I don't care what anyone says I think you're hot.
I don't care what anyone says a little junk in the trunk is fine with me.
Maybe other guys feel differently but I like a chick with a little meat on her bones.
Relax sweetie your sexual performance was perfectly adequate.
Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!
You're smart to do your laundry on Saturday night, when everyone else is out.
A bright red mini-dress! You really have tons of confidence in your inner beauty.
Look at how much weight you've lost! That dress didn't fit you nearly as well at that last wedding you wore it to.
Those blackheads form the cutest pattern!
I very much like your dress. It does wonders for your figure.
You are an excellent artist, which is a relief considering what a poor cook you are!
No, honey, I love your boobs. I don't even like them big.
Your haircut really slims your face.
For a not bad looking girl you look terrible in photos.
I do think it's fantastic that someone with your sort of looks should make such an effort with fashion.
That outfit you are wearing would be lovely for a funeral.
Well, your hair is nice, it'd look good on Courtney Love.
Honey, you're so pretty I don't even notice the extra weight.
Hey, that's a great looking shirt, Tim! You can barely see your beer-belly.
You look splendid today, Nobody would ever guess you're 45.
Don't be silly, grey is the new blonde.
I love your hair!! I bet you did it your self didn't you.
Honey you are so pretty one barley see the yellow teeth.
Honey I love that new coat it makes you look 20 lbs lighter.
That outfit is so slimming!
Nice shoes, my mom bought the same style last month.
So what if they say your ass looks fat in those pants, I think you look ok.
Nice dress. I've seen a few girls with it, but I think it suits you most.
Don't listen to what anyone is saying. I would not change a thing.
I hate chicks are just rail thin.
The food looks great. And you managed to cook it without setting off the smoke alarm.
