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I'm sorry that I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'M SORRY THAT I AM EVERYTHING THAT YOUR PAST COULD NOT GIVE YOU BECAUSE OF HIS LACK OF TRUST, CARE, UNDERSTANDING, RESPECT, AND LOVE FOR YOU THAT I NOW HOLD DEAR TO MY HEART!!! Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there anymore, and they always end up with assholes who treat them bad. Well ladies next time your bitching, maybe look up to see who your bitching too, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word like usual, screaming in his head "why don't you give me a try?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

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subject: Woman's Prayer (MADE FOR ME!!) revised by buddy c.... post date: 2006-11-05 17:50:28 views: 34 comments: 4 ratings: 0 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a woman, who's not a lazy bo peep. One who's beautiful, smart and strong, One who's "kitty" is tight and fits in a thong. One who thinks before she speaks, When she promises to call, she won't wait weeks. I pray that she is gainfully employed, And when I ask to put both are checks in a joint account she won't be annoyed. One who cooks me breakast on the weekend and packs my lunch, massages my back and begs to go down on me after SHE'S been carpet munched! Oh! Send me a woman who will make love to my soul, knows just what to say when I ask "Can the guys come over for the superbowl?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this woman will love me to no end, And never attempts to screw my best friend. One who's faithful and not always bitching, One who stays faithful and doesn't come home itching! And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at this biotch you sent me instead please help!!! amen.

Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................A sheep dog. Coma........................A punctuation mark. D&C.........................Where Washington is. Dilate......................To live long. Enema.......................Not a friend. Fester......................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. Genital.....................Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. Impotent....................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane. Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates. Node........................I knew it. Outpatient..................A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test. Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative..............A letter carrier. Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery. Rectum......................Darn near killed him. Secretion...................Hiding something Seizure.....................Roman emperor. Tablet......................A small table. Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport. Tumor.......................More than one. Urine.......................Opposite of you're out Varicose....................Near by

I WAS TALKING TO A YOUNG WOMAN ABOUT HER FAMILY AND I WISH TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. THIS WOMAN WAS HAPPY TO TELL ME THAT SHE FINALLY WILL BE GETTING SSI CHECKS FOR HER SON AND HER. SHE ADDED THAT SHE WAS ATTEMPTING TO GET SSI FOR HER DAUGHTER AND HER NEW HUSBAND TOO, BUT THAT WOULDNT BE STARTED TIL PROBABLY NEXT YEAR. SHE SAID EVENTUALLY SHE WILL B SET WITH ALL FOUR CHECKS COMING IN! WHEN I ASKED Y THIS IS WHAT I GOT. "MY TWO OLDER KIDS NEED CHECKS!" "THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE REAL WORK WHEN THEY R OLDER." "MY SON IS DIAGNOSED BI-POLAR, ADHD, OCD."(he's 11 yrs old) "MY DAUGHTER IS ADHD TOO."(daught 9yrs old) WHEN I ASKED IF THE LADY DID DRUGS DURING HER PREGNANCIES SHE SAID THE FOLLOWING AND I QUOTE "NO, NOT EVEN A CIGARETTE, BUT I AM DIAGNOSED BI-POLAR AND MY KIDS REAL DAD HAD OCD UNDIAGNOSED" "FROM MY BI-POLAR DISORDER MY KIDS GET ADHD, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!" "AND MY SON GOT ALL THREE BECAUSE HE'S LUCKY!!" OK, MORAL OF STORY IS LADIES AN GENTS. "KNOW WHO YOU ARE BREEDING WITH!!!! CRAZY GETS CRAZY AND STUPID PPL SHOULD STOP BREEDING ALREADY!!!!!!!" AS FOR THIS LADIES NEWEST HUSBAND AND WHY HE'S LOOKING FOR A HAND OUT THROUGH SSI. HE'S DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIC. THE LADY AND THIS NEW GUY HAVE 2 SMALL BABIES "AND R BABIES ARE TO YOUNG STILL, SO WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY WILL TURN OUT!!!' LMFAO!!!! PPL R FUCKIN CRAZYYYYYY SO SAYS BUDDY C.....