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I AM VERY SORRY THAT I HAVENT BEEN ONLINE IN AWHILE. I MISS U GUYS. I JUST HAD SURGERY DUE TO A BLOWN DISK IN MY BACK AFTER CHOPPING SOME WOOD IN DEC... EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW EXCEPT ITS HARD TO MOVE WITH THIS BRACE ON. ANYHOO I WILL HAVE SOME TIME TO GET ON SINCE I WILL BE H0ME FOR LIKE A MONTH. THANK U TO EVERYONE WHO REMEMBERS ME AND JUST NOTE THIS : MR. FUNNY IS STILL THE SAME AND HE GENUINELY LOVES U GUYS. U GUYS PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE EVERYTIME I GET ON. TTYL MUAHZ XOXOXOXOX

Subject: Tax What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of It. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me To my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years Ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest Middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? And I still have to "press 1" for English...

WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ALL MY FRIENDS FOR NOT BEING ON AS OF LATE. I HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY BUSY WITH THE HOLIDAYZ AND WITH...WELL...YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING LIFE THROWS AT PPL. IN JANUARY PLAN TO B MY NORMAL SELF AGAIN: VOTING, MAKIN U ALL LAUGH, CHEERIN U UP, ETC. ETC. ETC. TIL THEN, SMILE, I AM STILL THE SAME AN PLAN ON COMING BACK EVEN BETTER THAN BEFORE (THE 6 MILLION DOLLAR FRIEND ON CT, LOL)!! OH AND SPECIAL THANKS TO CINALISCIOUS FOR CHECKIN IN ON ME WHEN I AM TOOO QUIET!! XOXOXOXOX. PEACE

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?" asked the man. "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor. "But I need it really bad," said the man. "Well, why do you need it so badly?" ask the doctor. The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; My ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose." The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects." On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" The man said, "NO one showed up."

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism/sexism/and probably other ism's too. If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're a fag. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist pig. If you don't, you don't care you lost your interest in her. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If you're totally beat after a hard day, you don't give a damn about other people's needs. If she's totally beat after a hard day, she's tired. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be "someone else".

STEP 1, CALL 555-3423 ALL PPL WITH OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDERS) PLEASE PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY ALL PPL WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDERS PLEASE PRESS 1,2,3,4,5,6 ALL PPL WITH PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE, WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND WE ARE PREPARED TO HELP YOU! ALL PPL WITH ANGER MANAGMENT ISSUE PLEASE PRESS WHATEVER YOU WANT, WE ARE HERE TO ARGUE WITH YOU. ALL PPL WITH DEPRESSION PLEASE PRESS 5 IF U HAVE MEDS OR 6 IF YOU DON'T AND SOMEONE WILL TRY TO HELP CHEER YOU UP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. UNLESS YOU ARE TO FAR DOWN, IN WHICH CASE WE WILL REFER U TO ANOTHER HOTLINE. THAT MAY NOT BE CONNECTED! ALL PPL WITH ANXIETY DISORDERS PLEASE PRESS 3 AND LISTEN TO THE RELAXING MUSIC WHILE WE STRESS OVER TRYING TO GET TO YOU TO HANDLE YOUR SHYT FOR YOU. ALL PPL WITH UNDIAGNOSED DISORDERS PLEASE PRESS 8 AND A DOCTOR WILL TAKE YOUR CALL SHORTLY TO GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE (I MEAN DIAGNOSES) FOR WHY YOU CANNOT CONTROL YOURSELF AND REMAIN RESPONSIBLE AND WHY YOU NEED TO SUCK DRY ARE SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS AND INCREASE ARE WELFARE SYSTEMS BURDEN AND LOWER ARE PROPERTY TAXES AND RAISE CRIME ETC. ETC. ETC. IF YOU WISH TO HEAR THESE OPTIONS AGAIN, DONT!! HAVE A NICE DAY!!! LMAO BUDDY C...

what a kiss means +kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. SWEET GA PEACH POSTED THIS

ok i am buddy c.. (aka on lc or ct whatever, lol)some know me as babyhuey (my nickname since childhood) and some know me as eric (my birth name that is rather manly if i do say so myself, it beat out mathew! hahaha thankgod) anyways i am posting this bulletin to give you all a warning. i have recently cut/deleted 20 friends from my friend list and this list is going to grow rather quickly. i cut out the ppl who i have never spoken to, not even once since adding them and i plan to cut more. some of u know me well an even though we may not talk alot we have had onversations so u'r safe. but some of you have never (not once) even so much as checked a bulletin or sent a comment or gave a simple hi buddy (punks) so i am posting this to give u a chance to say keep me or dump me. if u read this and wish to hang on say so by simply sayin hi on my page or private message or shout box or something dang, lol. i think i am going to get down to 30 friends or so since most of whom i speak of wont even open this letter but i at least threw out a warning. to all of you who i have spoken to b4, relax u know i luv u. and to all i have not spoken to 'it was nice while it lasted" so says the nicest person u know but hey u didnt know me so u gotta go!! lmao