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I'm leaving LC, you can find me on myspace-http://www.myspace.com/blazinorangemonkeys

A man walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants. "Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says "No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?" Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

I kinda like this blog thingy! I can say the random crap that falls out of my brain and people respond! I have spent the last couple hours running virus software and messing with my hair. I found an assload of bobby pins and decided to put them to good use. Well, when I looked in the mirror I wouldn't have called it "good" but it passed the time. There is a cricket with a death wish chirping his little heart out in my dining room. I went on the cricket hunt and saw his ugly mug sitting on top of a box. He jumped away when I got too close. I'm going to try to catch it on video cuz I have nothing better to do. HA!

I have been sitting here methodically picking out cookie chunks in my cookies 'n cream ice cream. I compare it to an archaeologist carefully digging up a bone or fossil. I'm more interested in the cookie chunks than the ice cream. I get all excited when I see a big chunk. Yeah, I'm a little nuts.

My cousin had her 4th child today, he's adorable, like all of her children. He has dark hair like his momma. I can't believe she has 4 kids already and I haven't even had 1!

On the way home I was listening to the radio and "Everything Zen" by Bush came on and it reminded me of how my best friend and I used to argue about song lyrics and how one of us thought Gavin was saying "Schwazi was my wife..." instead of "Try to see it once my way..." and "There's no sense in your violence..." instead of "There's no sex in your violence". Oh all those arguements over stupid things... it was so much fun once we finally got the words straight we would sing it the wrong way and laugh about it.