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So is it weird that the guy who pierced my bewbs added me on facebook? And is it weirder that of all the boobs he's pierced he still remembers mine?
And even moreso is it weird that the person he added me through is one of the biggest admirers of his work?
I'm just kinda in one of those awkward "ummmmmm...." stages right now
So here's what you do.
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and do a lookup of your name. Then blog the definition!
Tori:
Made my first car payment today! I've had my truck so long that I forgot what it was like to have car payments. I don't like em (just so you know). I think I'll pay twice a month just so I don't have to pay for 3 yrs.
I still miss my truck. Stupid accident. *tear* It was old trusty!
So I am a little tired, a lot annoyed, and pretty sore.
Saturday I got a DWI. It's bullshit, and they scouted us at the bar, and there were quite a few people getting pulled over and hauled in. But it was my fault, and I accept that totally.
This morning though, I totalled my truck. I was driving into work when a good ways up ahead some people were slamming on their brakes, and instinctively, I did as well. Unfortunately for me though, I drive a standard, and that killed my engine. Once the engine dies, there's no power steering, and it's slower to stop. I smashed my front end into the back of someone. Amazingly, not even a scratch on his vehicle. Mine though, pushed the front end in a few inches, folded my bumper into the radiator, and pushed in enough steel to make opening my door very hard.
I guess I'm lucky it wasn't worse, but I don't feel that way.
I just want to crawl into bed, wake up tomorrow and see this has all been some surreal dream, and that none of it happened.
*sigh*
So Friday night I went out to the bar and met up with one of my oldest friends I haven't seen in forever. While I was waiting, I was sexually harassing my bartender (you would too, trust me), and having some shots of SoCo.
So at some time during the night of sexually harassing Kevin (YUM!) and dancing with my friend's husband (who can pop it like a stripper), I met this guy and gave him my number. So he calls me tonight, and mind you I don't know his name, can't for the life of me remember meeting him, but apparently we have a date Friday. And he wants me to like meet his family and shit Friday night as well. WHAT THE FUCK?!
I seriously have to talk to my bartenders about letting me talk to random guys while drinking whiskey. Because I am fairly certain all I was thinking about was molesting my bartender.
I should probably scale back the drinks a bit huh?
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you? absolutely
Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?
If i'm crying, someone i love died
If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?
make it 50K and we might talk
Has anyone ever promised you forever?
Yes...
Do you get high?
newp
Something bothering you?
Yes....
Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?
yep
What made you happy this weekend?
the Saints running 13-0!
When was the last time you cried?
when dirty boy mike died
What color shirt are you wearing?
black
Last thing you ate?
rum garlic shrimp creole
Where did you sleep last night?
in my bed
Are you happy right now?
eh, could be better
Who/what do you hate/dislike currently
i don't hate anyone. it takes too much energy
What's something your wanting right now?
my sanity, if just briefly
Who makes you the happiest right now?
Wifey. She has a way of making me giggle
Does someone have a crush on you?
yep
Do you have a crush on someone?
yes
What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleep
Do you wish someone was with you, right now?
yes...dammit
Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name?
transverse
Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
pink panther
Are you happy with the person you've become?
absolutely
Are you a good speller?
yes, yes I am
Would you ever tattoo a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name on yourself?
no
Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
nope
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
about 30 people at the funeral
How many months until your birthday?
10.5
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
ummmm, porn most likely
Who do you argue with the most?
my cunt rag of a sister
Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
No, they ruined their chances with me.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
i can be
Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
yep
How tall are you?
5'7"
How tall would you prefer the person you're dating be?
taller than me
Does age matter in the game of love?
yes. to me it does. i have this serious phobia of old wrinkled balls
What do you want in your life right now?
to be happy
Would you ever donate blood?
have, can't anymore. always anemic
What are you doing right now?
survey
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
nah. they usually have a reason, even if it's bullshit. I'm ok with their abhoration of me. It means I'm constantly on their mind
Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?
yes
When' s the last time you laughed really hard?
when's the last time i talk to wifey? that's when
Would you ever get a tattoo?
have 6
What is your favorite color?
Black
Does it bother you when people respond with one word?
no
Do you make wishes at 11:11?
kiss the clock
Let's start off blunt, have you done anything sexual in the last 48 hours?
newp
Your phone rings, it's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
hello.
Where is the person you have feelings for?
around
What color are your eyes?
blue and green
Do you like the snow?
hell yeah!
Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
many times
Which did you discover first, myspace or face book?
myspace.
What/who woke you up this morning?
five finger death punch
Where did you sleep three nights ago?
In my bed
What color is the shirt your wearing?
Black
The past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
nope
What are you doing at this very second?
taking this retarded survey (Deacon, you suck btw)
Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
nope
What are you listening to?
classical
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
fall
Do you think your past mistakes made you into a better person?
Yes, most definitely
What are you planning on doing after this?
back to work
Do you have any pet fish?
no.
Last night you felt..?
sleepy
Do you know someone you wish you had never met?
nope. no regrets
Would you ever get a tattoo?
hahaha, when and where baby! WOOT!
You can get a puppy or a new car. Which do you choose?
i have a puppy! So car it is. Where's my keys bitch?
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you’re at in life now?
Yep.
Are you open with your feelings to people?
yeah
When was the last time you were craving to get drunk?
daily lately. but i don't succumb to temptation. I have craved a cig more than anything
What's currently bothering you?
the fat nasty creepy dude i work with
Target gift card or Hollister gift card?
cash thanks
Did you smoke a cigarette today?
nope. and haven't for almost 3 months.
Do you still pinky promise?
yep
What is the last movie you watched?
watched and finished? The Day the Earth Stood Still. Started to watch Land of the Lost last night
Do you have both a loud side and a quiet side?
yes
Where did you go in a car last?
to work
If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
i would cry, and drop down to my knees and thank God.
This past summer, did you have a "thing" with anyone?
nope
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
nope
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
just one
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
yeah i do. I have a few of em.
Your mood?
walking a line
If you could change one thing this year about your life would you?
working on that now. already accomplished the quitting smoking. now to get where i want to be physically.
