I don't understand, why are you being so mean, you're a mean mean man.
you're just jealous because im gay and your not get the dick out of your mouth and that is why you are of me because you, you just can't do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie, a meanie
but its only cause you're just really jealous of me cause i'm what you wanna be so you look an idiot
when you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie.
aight listen, i need you to focus, i need you to go dig deep in your mind this is important, we are going to perform an experiment of the sorts i'm gonna have to ask you to bare with me
for a moment, now i need you to open, your mind your eyes close em' you are now about
to be placed under my hypnosis, for the next four and a half minutes we are going to explore into your mind
to find out why your so f**king jealous. now why did they make you who hippity gaga poo poo,
syke i'm kidding i just wanted to see if your still listing, ok now-i-need-your undivided attetion, sir i have a question, why do i always sense this undeniable tension, from the
moment that i enter into the room it gets all quiet and whispers, whenever there's conversation, why im always mentioned? ive been dying to ask its been itchen in me is it just because
you were just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie a meanie
but its only cause you're just really jealous of me cause i'm what you wanna be so you just look an idiot
when you say these mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie
alrite now i, i just flubbed a line, i was going to say something extremely important, but i forgot who
or what it was, i f**ked up, syke i'm kidding again you idiot no i didn't that's just what you wanted
to hear from me is that i f**ked up ain't it. but i can bust one tape without looking at no paper,
it doesn't take a bunch of takes for me to stand here in this booth all day for me to say the truth
okay, you're drooling you have tooth decay your mouth is open your disgusting what the f**k you eat for lunch
a bunch of sweets or something what you munch a bunch of crunch'n'munch your tooth is rotten to the gum your breath stinks wanna chew some gum? yes i do sir what am i on, you sir are on truth serum. marshall im so jealous
of you please say you won't tell nobody i'd be so embarrased i'm just absolutely terrified that
someone's gonna find out why i'm saying all these terrible evil and awful mean things - its my own insecurities
you're just jealous of me because you, you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause you're a meanie a meanie
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiot
when you say these mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie
alrite now we, we are going to conduct, that experiment that we were talking about earlier
just to see what a frog looks like when it takes to hits of ecstasy cause thats exactly
what your eyes look like, wanna check to see, here's a mirror notice the resemblance here
wait let me put these sunglasses on now look in this mirror, how bout now,
what do you have in common, you're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
you look like i sound like singing about weenies, now take my weenie out of your mouth
this is between me and you, i know you're not happy, i know you'd much rather see me lying in the
corner of a room somewhere crying, curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying,
theres no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is, mine is like sticking
a banana between two oranges, why are you even doing this to yourself its pointless
why do we have to keep on going through this, this is torturous, my point is this, that if you say mean things
your weenie will shrink, now i forgot what the chorus is... you're just as...?
you're just jealous of me because you, you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie a meanie
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiot
when you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie.
