A Texas farmer vacations in Australia
meets an Aussie farmer, who shows the
texan his wheat field.
"Oh, we've got wheat fields twice as
large back home,"boasts the texan.
They walk to another field, and the
Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.
"Oh, we have longhorns that are
twice as big," Says the braggart.
A little while later, the texan spots a
couple of kangaroos hopping across a
field." What the hell are those?" he asks.
"What?" says the Aussie." Aintcha got
grasshoppers in texas?"
