DISCUSS............

Your Pokéname is:

Pikabar

Profile

You live in the humid rainforests of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, fruits and water.

Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You have spikes running down your back. You can breathe fire. You can puke acid. You have a force field. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You have a magic chest of hats. You have a cell phone. You can swim in poison. You can throw nunchucks.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Vulfu.

To those who stand against the  perverse abhorrent monstrosity known as the church of scientology

 

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