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My darling, my lover, my beautiful man
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I thought that I could love no other;
That is, until I met your brother.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Your dirty brain makes my dirty brain want to do absolutely filthy things to you
I will be the worlds best friend you ever had!
Whenever you need me I’ll be there.
I want you to know that I truly care.
When life knocks you down on your knees,
I’ll be at your side just as fast as you please.
A shoulder to cry on when times are rough,
An encouraging word when you don’t feel good enough.
An ear to listen to your hopes and your dreams,
A voice of moderation when you’ve gone to extremes.
Someone to share the good and the bad,
I will be the worlds best friend you ever had!
