Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam
says to Becky "Becky, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now?
You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three, hmmm, well when were they?" as his face turned red, but
realizing he had pressured her...
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really
wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a
loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over
the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever,
to do such a thing for me.... So when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you
were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch
you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do
the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it!! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to
save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... To do such
a thing, you must really love me darling... I couldn't be more
moved... So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be
president of the fishing club .... And you were 17 votes short...."
