So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waist is soft and your curves are bulgin And you're thinking bout indulgin
"I Like Big Guts"
By Zonker
with thanks (and apologies) to Sir Mix-A-Lot
I like big
I like big
I like big guts and I cannot lie
Big guts and I cannot lie
Big guts and I cannot
Guts and I cannot
Guts, guts, guts, guts,
Guts and I cannot lie
I like em round and big
I like em girl guts big
I like em round and big
I like em round like a pig
Big guts and I cannot lie
You chubby lovers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an jiggly wiggly waist
Your eyes pop out of your face
Her gut's hung
You lookin so tough
Cause you notice that gut is stuffed
Bulgin over the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna cook with ya
And bake and taste with ya
Make homefries, mix cupcake batter
And that gut you got
Gonna get fatter
Ooh, ooh, ooh, plumpened smooth belly
You say you wanna eat my jelly
Have me, have me, you aint that average fatty
I've seen her prancin'
Shimmyin' and dancin'
She's chub, tub, got it goin like a belly rub
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat abs are the thing
Take the average young man and ask him that
She gotta pack the fat
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the gut (well yeah)
Well shake it, make it, quake it, shake it, shake that big old gut
Baby got back
(Midwest face with the cornfed belly)
Baby got back
(Texas face with the donuts jelly)
(Ohio face with the plumpened belly)
I like' em round as a pig
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like a hoggish guy
Now here's my do-or-die
I wanna get you home
And UH, plump you up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz skin and bone bods give no joy
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy bubble
Zonkalot's in trouble
Beggin for a ton of chubble
So I'm lookin' at myspace sticks
Skinny bimbos they aint quite thick
You can have them flat fannies
I'll praise women like chubbing Danni
A word to thick myspace chubs
I wanna eat quite a lot with ya
I won't starve or diet a lot with ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna eat
Til breakfast dawn
Baby got fat goin on
A lot of gals won't like this song
Cuz them sticks hate to chub it and rub it
And I'd rather eat and play
Cause I cook all day long
And I'm down to get the blubber on
So Ladies (yeah), Honeys (yeah)
Do you want a roll on your tummies (yeah)
Then let's eat cake
Stick it out
Even anorexics got to shout
Baby got fat
So your girlfriend is real slim
Playin workout tapes, going to gym
But she ain't got a belly bulging out of her jeans
My love handles don't want none without a big belly hun
You can't do side bends or sit-ups, no please don't lose that gut
Some thin boys say they hate fat rolls
And tell you that the gut ain't gold
So they they dis it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is soft and your curves are bulgin
And you're thinking bout indulgin
But the beanpole dames in the magazines
They miss out on Fat Cuisine
Give me some blubber so I can rub her
Chocolate and cheesecake become part of her
Pretty soon you've gone to pot
Hedonism makes you eat the lot
Your thighs are sweet, good food hit 'em
Donuts sweeter, you won't quit 'em
So ladies if the gut is round
And delish food pack on the pounds
Dial 1-900-EATALOT and I'll cook tater tots
Baby got fat
Baby got fat
Chubby in the middle so she got fat
Shake that belly
I like em round and big
I like em girl guts big
I like em round and big
I like em round like a pig
Baby got fat, dat fat, mmmm
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