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ONE DAY A LITTLE BOY WALKS IN ON HIS PARENTS DOING IT AND ASKED WHAT WERE THEY DOING. THE PARENTS REPLY THEY WERE MAKING FISH STICKS. SO THE LITTLE BOY LEFT IT AT THAT. A FEW NIGHTS LATER THE LITTLE BOY WALKS IN ON THEM AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE ASKED ARE YOU MAKING FISH STICKS AGAIN? THE PARENTS BOTH REPLY YES. THE BOY REMARKS WELL MOM YOU HAVE A LITTLE TARTAR SAUCE ON YOUR MOUTH.

A WOMAN,S HUSBAND COMES HOME HAMMERED EVERY NIGHT AND SHE ALWAYS YELLS AT HIM BEFORE GOING TO BED ALONE. ONE DAY SHE DECIDES TO TRY SOME REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. WHEN HER HUSBAND STAGGERS IN THAT NIGHT. SHES WAITING FOR HIM IN HER BEST LINGERIE. SHE SITS HIM IN AN ARM CHAIR AND GIVES HIM A BACK RUB. ITS GETTING LATE, BIG BOY SHE SAYS AFTER A FEW MINUTES. WHY DONT WE GO UP STAIRS TO BED? WE MIGHT AS WELL SLURS THE HUSBAND. IM GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE WHEN I GET HOME ANYWAYS.