Well, here are a few things that really speak to true friendship: 1. When I am sad - You will help me get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made me sad. 2. When I am blue - You will try to dislodge whatever is choking me. 3. When I smile - You will know I'm up to no good. 4. When I am scared - You will rag on me about it every chance you get. 5.. When I am worried - You will tell me horrible stories about how much worse it could be and yell at me to quit whining. 6. When I am confused - You will use ! small words and speak slowly. 7. When I am sick - You'll tell me to stay the hell away from you until I am well again. You don't want whatever I have. 8. When I fall - You will point and laugh at my clumsy ass and tell me to"walk it off." And to you, I pledge to do the same in return. Why? Because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of three or four. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Your best friend will bring the shovel!