45 Year Old
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Female
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From Waynesboro, PA·
Joined on August 26, 2008
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on March 17th
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I have a crush on someone!
45 Year Old
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Female
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From Waynesboro, PA·
Joined on August 26, 2008
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on March 17th
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I have a crush on someone!
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45 Year Old
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Female
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From Waynesboro, PA·
Joined on August 26, 2008
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on March 17th
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I have a crush on someone!
A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will cost her $300, she exclaims,"I don't have that much money. I'll do anything to get a message to my mother!"The man asks,"Anything?"And the blonde says,"Yes, anything!"With that the man says,"Follow me."He walks into the next room and tells her,"Come in and close the door."She does this and then he says,"Get on your knees."She does. He then says,"Take down my zipper."She does. Then he says,"Go ahead, take it out."With that, she takes it out and holds it with both hands.The man waits and then impatiently says,"Well, go ahead!"She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it very closely to her lips, she says,"Hello, Mom?"
after much thought and consideration I finally decided on
"The Redneck Mansion"
