DRUNK3N MAST3R STARFIR3's blog: "baby boy"

1. Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 large bottle of Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raisin

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   Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat

it was 2 yrs ago today that i said goodbye...

2 yrs ago today i had to let you go.

i wish it didnt have to be this way,

i miss you everyday.

my baby boy, so soft and sweet no chance to see the world.

my heart shattered when you drifted away inside your mother's womb.

tho your not here with me today,

you're always in my heart,

and one day soon we'll never be apart.

my love for you grows stronger everyday,

my dear little boy.

look down on me from up above

and keep me strong today.

i dont want to show the world how weak i really am.

its just between us two, my love for you,

my little boy.

thinking of the plans for you

and watching your future grow.

shattered in just a matter of minutes,

how could your father do this to you

i wonder everyday.

no chance for you to see the world,

and me watch you as you grow.

stay strong for me my baby boy

and we'll be together soon..

i love you more each and every day

my precious baby boy.

R.I.P ~J.M.R~ momma will always love you

Nov 22, 2011