I havent explained before and feel I should enlighten you.
Auntie Agatha is a relation who always wore her rather "Sensible Tweed Hat" it matched her rather Sensible Tweed Skirt which underneath, when she lifted it you cud see her boobs dangling as she didnt wear a bra in later years.
You could also see her rather Sensible Huge Tweed Knickers but I dont even wish to go there!! she hated the idea of waxing and believed Au natural was best but my god she sprouted a rainforest. (plus she had a full moustache and goatie beard)
Unfortunately when she died which was only last tuesday she left the skirt to a cousin...and her knickers to the vicar.......dont ask! I would have looked dapper in that outfit!!
She trained Scottish terriers and other small animals...actually if I remember rightly she learnt how to encourage them in what to do with a hard kick up the backside
Each morning she would start the day with a stiff whiskey and was a stickler for tradition in that she ended the day with a stiff whiskey...actually the whole day was governed by a stiff whiskey.....and I never saw her drunk.
She had an exemplary reputation and a fantastic recipe for shortbread but had the uncanny habit of terrifying everybody with her wit and ability to make everyone feel inferior.......Im trying to inherit that one.
hence when I put on her hat.......I AM AUNTIE AGATHA (without the facial hair) ok?!
