Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly
>> despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided
>> that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
>> Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
>> she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to
>> shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the
>> first place.
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>> Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and
>> a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire
>> as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The
>> doctor said,'Your heart would be just below your left breast.'
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>> Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the
hospital
>> with a gunshot wound to the knee.
