I Lo Hang Don but you call me Assmaster Larry. I do big butts. I do big butts well. You no be disappointed in my ass master style. Ooh, they say to me Asmmaster Larry how you do my butt so well. I no lie, I do you butt well. What else does Assmaster Larry do beside butt well? Well? I love you lon time. Lon time. Ok, I guess I talk about butt too much, but thats why I Assmaster Larry and you not. Screw you, I got big car and you sleep in bus shelter. I eat sausage and PORK for breakfast and you chew on yesterdays newspaper. Sports section oooh Assmaster Larry so jealous. So jealous indeed. I tell you what. When Assmaster Larry lay down I let you eat my toe nail. Good one full of protein. Assmaster Larry no lie. I love lon time. No lie.