Your addicted to Fubar when.....
*You break up with someone by changing your status.
* You spend more than an hour figuring out clever answers to mumms.... and feel it was time well spent in staving off your boredom.
* You display your love, anger, or irritation for someone on your friends list in the answers to those mumms.
* You base the quality of your day on how many fan/add/rates you've received.
* You post bulletins that have nothing to do with anything, other than to say that you're bored/drunk/sleepy/etc.
* You no longer even check your e-mail box.... you go straight to fubar to collect your messages.
* Towards the end of the work day, your first thought is to get home and check your Fubar.
* You greet old friends by asking them if they have a Fubar.... and then ragging on them if they say they don't.
* You've got a friend on your list that you refer to as a "Fubar Hottie."
* You've considered having a bumper sticker made for your car that reads your fubar address.
* You've already had one made.
* Whenever something actually happens to you in real life, your first thought is that you need to remember it so that you can mumm it later.
* One of your closest friends lives hundreds to thousands of miles away from you, you've never met them in person, but you never would have met them without fubar.....
* You've yelled the words, "Have you checked your comments yet?" across a distance to a friend.
* You take your lunch break at the computer so that you can catch up on your account.
* You open a second window to check other links so that you don't have to close out your profile.
* You keep people on your favorite list and check to see when they were last on, and then harass them about not leaving you messages.
* You play your own version of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" by clicking on a friend of a friend, and the friend of that person and so on, looking for interesting people.
* You actually read your friends' blogs.
* You wake up unexpectedly at 4 in the morning and the first thing you do is check your Fubar.
* You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their fubar page
* You don’t call anyone anymore you just post comments and send messages through fubar..
* You take the time to write blogs entitled "You know you're addicted to Fubar when...."
