According to Jeff Foxworthy of Blue Collar fame, everyone, no matter race, religion, colour or creed has the ability and gene pool to be or have the "redneck" gene in your family tree. Look through these and see if they make you smile
If you mow your lawn and find 3 cars you never knew you had....you might just be a redneck.
If you've ever been accused of lying through your TOOTH.....you might just be a redneck.
If you've been married and divorced 3 times and still have the same set of in-laws.......you might just be a redneck.
If you're idea of moving house is packing all your stuff into a truck, rversing at high speed then slamming on the brakes.....you might just be a redneck.
If you've ever opened a beer......at a eulogy.....you might just be a red neck.
And finally.......
If you can divorce your wife and still call her "Sis"....you got problems way bigger than being a redneck.
This is just some funnies and not intended to do anything else than make you smile :).
Enjoy and feel free to add some more Redneckisms.
P.S. Redneck language
Widjadija - You didn't bring your truck widjadija?
Innitiate - My wife ate some fries, innitiate a burger.
