Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes
take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The
apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man
to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.
Now Men...Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know!
