Over 16,534,051 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Can you fill this out without lying?
Of course. If I don't want to answer, I don't lie. I just refuse to answer.
Whats the last thing you put in your mouth?
Mountain Dew
Where was your default picture taken?
The one right now? Self-portrait in the restroom morphing into Superman
Last time you cried?
[ I refuse to answer this question. ]
Can you play a musical instrument?
Yes, guitar. The real question is "Can I play it WELL?" ...No, I can't.
Last time you walked further than a block?
I jog 2 miles as part of my workout regimen.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
I have not laughed today.... How odd.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
3:30 AM, chronic insomniac.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
In a heartbeat. There is one place in particular I would go right now, given the funding to do it.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
No. I get jumpy around fireworks. (PTSD is a bitch sometimes!)
Do you believe exes can be friends?
It is possible, but unlikely most of the time.
Do you like calling or texting better?
I text a lot, unless I have a need to converse with others.
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
The same way I do about any "diet" soda.... Repulsed.
What time is it?
2151 hrs, CDT
Where are you at right now?
In front of my computer, genius!
What bed did you sleep in last night?
My own, unfortunately.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
My parents bought me dinner tonight? Pretty cool of them.
Who took your profile picture?
Myself.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
My daughter.
Was yesterday better than today?
Same shit, different day.
Can you live a day without TV?
I do not care for what passes for "entertainment". So yes, easily.
Are you mad about anything?
Constantly. My rage is what gives me strength.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes, always.... But only one is truly worth it.
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
January 22nd. One of the worst days of my life.
Are you a bad influence?
Yes! Take note: I am NOT a fucking role model. Emulate or follow me at your own risk!
Night out or night in?
Night in, with the right person.
Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Individual. I live by my rules and no one else's.
What items could you not go without during the day?
Knife and/or gun. Cell phone. Cigarettes. Coffee.
Would you share a drink with a stranger?
No. Sorry, but my OCD about germs would insist they kept it.
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Yes. Mine was, and I am considering doing it again.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
Sorry, but I don't live in the ghetto.
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
Not sure and I am not in the mood to look.
How do you feel about your life right now?
It sucks, but I am taking steps to improve it.
Do you hate anyone?
Yes. More people than it is probably healthy to hate, honestly.
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
My fist in your eye for snooping through my things!
Will you have a valentine this year?
Yes.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mind your own fucking business.
How's your heart?
Red, muscular, beating.
Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
More than likely.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Yes. Though I questioned their sanity!
What song is stuck in your head?
"Diamond Eyes" by Shinedown
Wanna have kids before you’re 30?:
Too late on both counts. (Who writes this shit?!)
Name something you have to do tomorrow?:
The list goes on and on!
Can you whistle?
Yes.
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
My back. I used to sleep on my side if I had someone to curl up to.
What gets in your way of your sleeping?
Nightmares.
Are your eyes the same color as your mom or dad?
Mom's. But I have been told that my eyes "change" according to my mood.
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
"Pretty?" ....No. But there is someone who likes them a lot.
Do you think too much or too little?
FAR too much. I analyze everything.
Do you smile a lot?:
Until recently, never. Now? On rare occasion.
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
My ex-wife. (Yes, I used the "Hater Button".)
Are you happy with your life?
It beats being dead! ...Not yet, but I will be soon.
Can you handle the truth?
Yes. Even if the truth hurts, tell me. I despise being lied to.
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
Hahahahahahaha...... Not even close!
What was the last book you read?
"The Satanic Bible" by Anton LaVey.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?:
I am not certain who that was, at this point.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Logging on.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Mind your own fucking business.
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Depends if you consider chasing children exciting or frustrating!
Have you ever crawled through a window?:
Many times.
Do you like yourself?
I'd say I am "at peace" with myself.
Are you wearing a necklace?:
I wear my dog tags.
What color is your shirt?
Black.
Are you an emotional person?:
Are rage and contempt emotions? ...Actually, I am. But VERY few ever see it.
What something that can always make you feel better?
Watching MMA fights.
Will this weekend be a good one?
With any luck.
What do you want right now?
The ability to turn my life into what I envision in my mind.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Fuck you! It was ONE time and I lost a bet, okay?! *growl*
Look behind you, what do you see?
The back of my chair, you dumbass!
Have you ever worked in a food place?
Yes, and I will never do it again!
What would you name your future daughter?
I won't have any more biological children.
Any summer plans for 2012?
Quite a few. But those are MY secrets to keep.
The last thing you heard?
Nothing. It is silent except the typing of my hands.
