1. What is your occupation right now? Living in a van down by the river!!
2. What color are your socks right now? Who the hell stole my socks
3. What are you listening to right now? The guy in the cell over from me crying for his mommy
4. What was the last thing that you ate? Hansel and Gretel
5. Can you drive a stick shift? Id rather someone else drive it for me...ohh, you meant a vehicle...ooops
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? The voices, do you know them? They never stop
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? It just appeared
8. How old are you today? 6 no 5
9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? Butterfly catching
10. What is your favorite drink? Anything on FUBAR... :D