1)do you think you are going to hell?
Actually I vacation there every year…
2)do you brainstorm while bathing?
I’m always Brainstorming
3)which do you prefer? diarrhea or vomiting ?
Doesn’t matter to me either way I’m losing weight
4)Altoids?
Anything to keep the breath Fresh
5)ever kissed a transvestite German?
Me Hell no But I think my Buddy Llyod has…
6)black olives or green?
I don’t do Olives
7)did you do the parachute game in elementary gym?
Yes till the day some kid let lose with a Vicious fart… oh wait that was me…
8)in the past month have you been skinny dipping in the town water tower?
Since there have been no news reports of Chicago water being contaminated nor of A naked black guy being arrested I would have to say No to this one.
9)do you scare children?
LOL Hell Yes I’ve been called danh từ which is Vietnamese for Monster
10)ever licked a donkey?
Ummm No, But ask my buddy Llyod I’m sure he has.
11)which do you like better? the chicken? or the egg?
They Both taste like Chicken
12)in the past month have you seen a polka dotted clown car?
Nope
13)" used the phrase "choke your chicken" in a conversation?
When you Hang out with Carmella the Sex Crazy Chicken it is a common phrase to use.
14)" eaten at waffle house at 3am?
Yep been there done that…
15)do you have a video of you dancing?
No I’m saving myself for “Dancing with the Stars”
16)" played pool with your grandpa?
Yes
17)do you think boot blacking is a good career choice?
WTF???
18)fresh or saltwater fishing?
I live in Chicago it’s Green Water Fishing…
19)do you like shooting rubber bands at strangers?
hell yea
20)do you have a fetish for waitresses?
I have a fetish for women in general
21)do you write things on public bathroom walls?
Not since high school
22)did you think bert and ernie were gay?
Yes
23)have you ever cursed out a Mormon?
Yes it was fun
24)would you rather be doppled as a chimpanzee or an anteater?
Chimpanzee, they can jerk off….
25)rather say fuck you or sorry?
FUCK YOU! I’m Sorry… I meant to Say FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!! Well I guess this means I can do both.
26)do you like laying in the grass naked?
When I try it I’ll let you know.
27)ever danced with your elderly aunt to the tune of chariots of fire?
No
28)favorite line from a softcore porn?
LOL Softcore porn only has one line… yea yea yea
29)do you know all the words to the rubber ducky song?
Rubber ducky, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber ducky I am awfully fond of you
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber ducky you're my very best friend - it's true
Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber dubber ducky
Rubber ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky I am awfully fond of
Rubber duck I wish I had a whole pond of
Rubber ducky I am awfully fond of you
No I don’t think I know it…..
