anna's blog: "Annas Realm"

nobody can save you but yourself. you will be put again and again into nearly impossible situations. they will attempt again and again through subterfuge, guise and force to make you submit, quit and/or die quietly inside. nobody can save you but yourself and it will be easy enough to fail so very easily but don't,don't,don't. just watch them. listen to them. do you want to be like that? a faceles, mindless, heartless being? do you want to experience death before death? nobody can save you but yourself and you're worth saving. it's a war not easily won but if anything is worth winning then this is it. think about it. think about saving your self. your spiritual self. your gut self. your singing magical self and your beautiful self. save it. don't join the dead-in-spirit. maintain your self with humor and grace and finally if necessary wager your life as you struggle, damn the odds,damn the price. only you can save yourself. do it! do it! then you'll know exactly what I am talking about.

In May my heart was breaking-- Oh, wide the wound, and deep! And bitter it beat at waking, And sore it split in sleep. And when it came November, I sought my heart, and sighed, "Poor thing, do you remember?" "What heart was that?" it cried.

I saw you staring at me across the room. You just dumped me, what should I assume? Guess what,Babe? I am over you! As far as I'm concerned, me and you are through. For today and tomorrow, this week and next year, 'cuz falling in love with you again is my biggest fear. So, do me a favor, and stay away from me. I don't want to hurt again. So, please let me be. I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't wanna cry, 'cuz I get a sting in my heart, every time you walk by. I remember, as you stood there, staring at the ground. I was excited inside, but I did not make a sound. I remember the time; I remember the place; I remember my feeling inside; when you look spread upon your fac. You looked so good, in your T-shirt and jeans. I remember that night, you were in my dreams. I wish I could be with you; every night and day, because I love you, more than words can say. When I looked into your eyes, I knew it was true, my heart never lies, I was in love with you.

When I look at you When I read your words From deep inside me Something rises When you look at me When you touch me From deep inside Something rises When you look at my ass When you let your eyes wander From deep inside Something rises From all the things that make you To all the things your are I am sure of one thing, You make me want to VOMIT!

what cuss words really mean! the mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

During a thunderstorm ... Beth: Hey Ben! Sup? Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you? Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night. Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you ... Beth: Yeah ... what? Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him. Beth: Ughh ... well .... Ben: Please Beth! Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes. A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben's house. Ben: Hey, thanks so much! beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice. Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay? Beth: Alright, bye! Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben's younger brother. Beth: Hey sport! John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ... Beth: Awww ... don't be. I'm here. Lets turn on some T.V. As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed! Beth: John, it's okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn't work! Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to your brother's room. I think he has an extra one. John: *mumbles* okay. As Beth and John headed up towards Ben's room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines. John: *screams* What was that?! Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is. John: But I didn't ... *Johns voice started to fade away ...* Beth: Hey Ben! How's the party? ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes? Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight in your room? Ben: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed, to the left. I think. Beth walks over to Ben's bed and screams. Beth: Oh my God! ben: What happened?! beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store? Ben: Beth ... I don't have a clown statue in my bedroom. The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and John were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed. Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can't believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me. He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin called "Clowning Around". Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night! He got freaked out and didn't repost it. Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night. Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben. Clown: Now it's your turn. Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.

*~*~*HOW GIRLS FLIRT*~*~* 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible *~*~*HOW GUYS FLIRT*~*~* 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You where invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, ect.)

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Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL