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Angry at being made redundant? Then payback is due! This will only work if they give notice that you're being sacked. If not then this is useless!
1. Take a note of the Chairman of the companies direct phone number and email. Ring him from a payphone or set up a free email account at a library and tell him exactly what you think of his rotten company.
2. Get some pens that don?t work and on your final day when your boss is out slip the pens into his desk and take all the good ones for yourself. For added effect steal his staple remover and snap his pencils in half.
3. Raid the stationary cupboard over a number of days, take anything of worth and take it home. Hey presto! Free stationary!
4. On your final day steal take all of the toilet paper in the store cupboard out and take it with you. If it's a Friday then the employees will come in on Monday and need a dump, they will get in the cubicle and hopefully dump their load before they realise that there is no toilet paper.
5. Format the hard drive of the computer you use. The next person to use it will be annoyed when it doesn't work.
fined and you'll feel much better.
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