*********A Real Ball Buster.*********
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud blood curdling scream is heard coming from
the bathroom.
A few minutes after that another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the
drunk is screaming about.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my
customers!
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
*Don't Laugh Too Loud..you may know him.....LOL*
Peace.