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46 Year Old · Male · From Rockford, IL · Invited by: Ox Lilo xO · Joined on January 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 31st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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46 Year Old · Male · From Rockford, IL · Invited by: Ox Lilo xO · Joined on January 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 31st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Dictionary:
hood·lum (hûd'ləm, hʊd'-)
n.
1. A gangster; a thug.
2. A tough, often aggressive or violent youth.
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Thesaurus: hoodlum

noun

1. A person who treats others violently and roughly, especially for hire: ruffian, thug, tough. Informal hooligan. Slang goon, gorilla,HOOD. See attack/defend, crimes.
2. A rough, violent person who engages in destructive actions: mug, roughneck, rowdy, ruffian, tough. Informal toughie. Slang HOOD, punk. See attack/defend, crimes.
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Tony Montana: Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education... but that's okay. I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top.

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Tony Montana: Let her go. Let her go, man. Another Quaalude, she gonna love me again. What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That the bad guy." So...what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide--how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Betta get outta his way!
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Most important thing to know about J? Jay Loves the ladies. No way around it, if you get to know me you will find out. I enjoy the company of smart sexy fun creative energetic independent women. There is a disclaimer to this. Yes I like to flirt, no I am not trying to get into or near your pants. Might it happen? It’s what boys and girls do. I just got out of a 3 year relationship 12/30/2008. The day before my 31st birthday. I was devistated, and I’m definatly not ready to risk my heart and sanity right now so I am giving the whole thing a break. I am focusing on me and taking my life in new directions right now. So ladies please don’t take my flirtation as a sign I want to get into your pants. What I would like to do is get out and get to know some new people. I’ve recently had some troubles that set me back in a lot of ways. So now I am taking a lot of things in new and dynamic directions. I take pride in the things have found in myself to turn my life around for the better. And would love the chance to get to know some people with a fun and positive view on life.


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Things Know About J:
· Half Black And Half White. ALL AMERICAN
· No I Am Not Puerto Rican Or Iraqi
· I Have A LOT Of Female Friends
· I Will Not Hook Guys Up
· No I Did Not Vote For Obama
· Yes You Probably Know Someone Who Looks Like Me…..THE PRESIDENT!!!!
· I Will Never Be Scared Of Your Boyfriend No Matter How Big Bad Or WTF Ever He Is!!!
· I Will Bury You In A Deep Hole Somewhere If You Hurt Someone I Love
· I Do Bust Out In Random Dance Moves
· I Play Laser Tag For Exercise
· I Own 3 Of The Most Loving Pitbulls Ever
· I Am Severely Lactose Intolerant
· I Am Always Cold
· I Need My Hair Braided @ Least Twice A Week
· I’m Far From Done With My Ink
· I Will Never Not Be Myself

See check this out. I’m an assistant manager at a Verizon store. I surf the net most of the time because I usually open the store and early in the day and hell a lot of days things are pretty slow. So to kill time what I do is cruise the Fu. I check out hot chicks rate there pics and occasionally throw out a comment on them. That’s about it. I’m not into the deeper meanings of fu-spirituality. So yes some of the people I work with will occasionally looking along with me. This is something for me to do to pass the time. Now for all of you fu-whiners out there, who’s page I came to and didn’t rate. Please re-read what I wrote before. I am just cruising this thing rating HOT chicks. I get zero deeper meaning out of this. So if I didn’t rate your page yes that probaly means you are fat, ugly I just got busy or well I just didn’t feel like you made the cut. Don’t take it personal I’m sure you are wonderful person. This is something I do for my own interest and if you think this makes me some shallow person well to bad. Really I don’t want to know if you are the greatest person ever. I’ve got friends a plenty right here in my home town. This is my opinion and my way if it bothers you well to bad. Another reason I may not have rated your page is that you may have not had any body pics or you took them all at angles and we all now about the "angles". So that’s the long and short of my fu-life or giving a rats ass. Thank you very much from your favorite hoodlum.

J-Hood
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Things That Will Get J To Rate Your Page


1. Asking me to
2. Free Beer
3. Hot Display Picture
4. Auto 11’s
5. Boredom
6. An interesting about me and interests section
7. Sexual Favors
8. Hot Pockets

Things That Will Prevent J From Rating Your Page
1. Weight
2. Your Fucking Ugly
3. You Don’t Have A Salute
4. If You Have A Display Pic But Your Real Pics Look Like The Ugly Tree Fell On You
5. If I See The Word Thick Anywhere On Your Profile In A Blast Or Ticker(why because any woman who claims to be ‘thick’ is probably fat. Real thick chicks never think they are thick they always think they are a little to heavy.)
6. Bothering Me About Rating Your Profile
7. Lack Of Beer
8. Lack Of Hot Pockets
9. A Boring Profile

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46 Year Old · Male · From Rockford, IL · Invited by: Ox Lilo xO · Joined on January 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 31st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Things J Likes:

· Thick Women
· Petite Women
· Women Who Are Confident In Themselves
· Ladies With Multi-Colored Or Odd Colored Hair
· Gothic Chics(Shhh they will revoke my ghetto pass)
· Ladies In Animal Print
· The Way Women Walk In High Heels
· Tattooed Ladies
· Women In Glasses
· Freckles
· Respect
· A Pleasant Outlook On Life
· Minimal Drama
· Patron Platinum
· Jordan’s
· Luxury Sedans
· Leather Upholstery
· Big Dogs
· Cats Who Think They Are Dogs
· Light & Airy Interior Designs And Layouts
· Camping
· Clubbing
· Brawling
· $!$!Money!$!$
· Strippers
· BBQ
· Tupac
· The Isely Brothers
· A Perfect Circle
· Flogging Molly
· Alicia Keys
· Jay-Z
· John Legend
· Luis Armstrong
· Muddy Rivers
· T-Pain
· Pantera
· Joe Satriani
· Steve Vai
· Scarface
· The Notebook
· Blow
· Green Street Hooligans
· Harry Potter

Things J Doesn’t Like:
· Stupid People
· Big Chics Who Call Themselves Thick
· Thick/Petite Chics Who Say They Are Fat
· Chics With Low self-confidence
· Chics Who Can’t Walk In High Heels
· Haters
· Snitches
· Whiners
· Whoop’ds
· Cloth Upholstery
· Southern Comfort
· Little Dogs
· Pumas
· Bowling
· Being Broke
· Vegetables
· Milk
· Lil Wayne
· Vanilla Sky
· B rate movies

Anything else you really feel you need to know? Feel Free to ask.

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