A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks
down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar
to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to
another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN,
he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to
kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.
"Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to
the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to
use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had
a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with
her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
with powder and says..."You Damn liar!!! You were playing billiards
again!!!"
Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe
you anyway. At least your conscience is clear.
