Alpha Betty's blog: "Alpha is the Game"

Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [ ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. 12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.(I just laughed after reading it haha) 13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow... 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math. 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less. 23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. 28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. 32. [ ] I've fallen out of my chair before. (Only when drinking!!!) 33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% stupid"

Just uploaded a quick vid.

I am really 45. I will be 46 in a few months. All these pics were taken this year.

How do I stay this beautiful? I'm extremely lazy....and chocolate...lots and lots of chocolate.

A good friend thought this site would keep me amused. So far its working. A little about me...Dominant, Latina, Long natural nails, MILF who loves to wear heels, corsets, stockings. Dominant lifestyle. Single, seductive, gold digging, chocolate loving, spoiled, sexy, voluptuous and more woman than you could ever handle.