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I would have love to serve you breakfast in bed my Boo The Menu - something exotic and new A mushroom head a bush of lettuce head A Hot dog Two nuts 2 eggs A firm ripe banana 2 pears Melons an apple Milk or yogurt Whip cream slice bun Looking into your radiant eyes i would prepare you this surprise plunge my firm ripe banana Into your container extracting your milk until its smooth as silk scramble your eggs between your legs Heat up my hot dog upon a hard log with my wooden spatula work up a smooth miture i am sure you get the picture gently stirring my banana in your milky container put my hotdog between you slice bun I sure that would be fun avoid crushing the nuts avoid getting cuts eat as often as you can and don't forget to have fun You can add pints of laughter to last you the morning after so drink your milk shake until your belly ache....
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