JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH ALL OF YOU, ITS HYSTERICAL!!!!!
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
1. FINE: THIS IS THE WORD WOMEN USE TO END AN ARGUMENT WHEN THEY ARE RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP.
2. FIVE MINUTES: IF SHE IS GETTING DRESSED, THIS MEANS A HALF AN HOUR. FIVE MINUTES IS ONLY FIVE MINUTES IF YOU HAVE JUST BEEN GIVEN FIVE MORE MINUTES TO WATCH THE GAME BEFORE HELPING AROUND THE HOUSE.
3. NOTHING: THIS IS THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM. THIS MEANS SOMETHING, AND YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR TOES. ARGUMENTS THAT BEGIN WITH NOTHING USUALLY END IN "FINE".
4. GO AHEAD: THIS IS A DARE, NOT PERMISSION. DON'T DO IT.
5. LOUD SIGH: THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD, BUT IS A NON VERBAL STATEMENT OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY MEN. A LOUD SIGH MEANS SHE THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND WONDERS WHY SHE IS WASTING HER TIME ARGUING WITH YOU ABOUT NOTHING. (REFER BACK TO #3 FOR THE MEANING OF NOTHING).
6. THAT'S OKAY: THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS STATEMENTS A WOMAN CAN MAKE TO A MAN. THAT'S OKAY MEANS SHE WANTS TO THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE DECIDING HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE.
7. THANKS: A WOMAN THANKING YOU, DO NOT QUESTION, OR FAINT. JUST SAY YOUR WELCOME.
8. WHATEVER: IS A WOMANS WAY OF SAYING &*^$ YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: ANOTHER DANGEROUS STATEMENT, MEANING THIS IS SOMETHING THAT A WOMAN TOLD A MAN TO DO SEVERAL TIMES, BUT IS NOW DOING IT HERSELF. THIS WILL LATER RESULT IN A MAN ASKING "WHAT'S WRONG?" fOR THE WOMAN'S RESPONSE REFER TO #3.
OKAY! WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY AND VERY ACCURATE!!!!!
