"Whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm!"
Strangely enough if you did porn in the late 70s and mid 80s you really can disapear off the face of the earth. Seriously you can google ANYONE except these hairy fuckholes. No one knows the real name of the chick who played Debbie or even if she's still alive and that's damn depressing because i have ALL kinds of questions for her.
We were thinking of making a debbie does dallas trivia board game, but found out that some of the main characters have been in over 700 films. and when half the subjects of our trivia have vanished off the planet without a trace....what does that leave us? that'd be kinda hard for anyone, even us beer drinking porn watching pervs to keep track of. we'd have to hire a bunch of guys to help us. but then we'd get fucked all the time because we'd be around a bunch of guys watching porn.
note to self: the goofiest most unattractive guy in the whole movie turned out to be the hottest most well aged man Thea and I have EVER see
BAMBI WOODS, WHERE ARE YOU!?
Love,
the blue ribbon butt fucks
Cuppycake and Natasha Knolls (Thea's porn name)
