This is funny!
Liquor Manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING:
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WARNING:
The conmsumption of alcohol may make skinny dipping in a child's wading pool at 3:00 AM in a trailer park seem like a good idea
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WARNING:
The comsumption of alcohol may make you wake up next to a complete stranger
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think that wearing tampons dangling from your ears while eating at an all night diner is hysterical
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol WILL make you think you are God's gift to the opposite sex and that all members of that sex would be AMAZED by your sexual expertise
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol will cause impaired eyesight resulting in Mr. Clean looking more and more like Johnny Depp as the night wears on
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol can cause you to think you are bosom buddies with the arresting officer
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think your best friends really DOES want you to sleep with her husband during a temporary partner swapping activity
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause the lines on the road to disappear. Hell it may even make the road disappear.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you change your life long sexual preference for a night
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may help you solve world hunger, the war, economical issues and deep
religious questions all in one evening
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think your dresser drawers are really urinals in disguise
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to break out in self degradation, demoralization and hand cuffs
