Subject: Airplanes & Women Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women
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>* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
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>* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
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>* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
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>* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
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>* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
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>* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
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>* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
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>* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
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>* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
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>* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
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>* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
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>* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
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>* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
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>* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
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>* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really, really wrong.
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>* However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
