Renee's blog: "ADULT PUNS..."

ADULT PUNS... Why is a joke like pussy? Neither is any good if you don't get it. **************************************************** What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! **************************************************** There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob. **************************************************** What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitutes for meat. **************************************************** Why do women prefer old gynecologists? They have shaky hands! **************************************************** What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M. **************************************************** A woman was determined to get her newly retired husband some attractive leisure clothes. She went into a men's clothing store and told the salesgirl, "I'm looking for something youthful, something wild in a men's pair of slacks." "Oh," sighed the salesgirl. "Aren't we all?" &ltp align="center">&ltfont color="#FFFF00">&lta href="http://www.hostdrjack.com/index.html" target="_blank"&gtGet more at www.hostdrjack.com