First off, I don't add Everyone. I add people who talk to me and who hold my interest. This means if you just click "Add as friend" without talking to me or you intend on just getting points? You need to go somewhere else, because I'll just be fuckin bored having someone on my list who doesnt know how to talk to their "friends."

i'm 5'11'' and weigh 165, i keep myself in shape. i have a full back tattoo and a left bicep one as well, neither colored because i'm indecisive. I'm fantastic with psychology, can read other people incredibly well. I'm not your typical net nerd or jock/prep type. I don't fit in well because i like to experience everything that this short and unimpressive life has to offer. I'm self conscious, shy, and compensate for such with an overtly sexual sense of humor. If you cannot handle sarcasm, razor sharp wit, or carrying a steady conversation just move right along. I hate conversations with one word responses that take 20 minutes to type, and i hate being ignored. If you DO decide to talk to me, know that I will not slack on responding your ims if im available nor will i even talk if im NOT available. I request the same in return and if you are juggling a fan club of 50 ims because you enjoy being idolized, I won't have much interest in talking to you if you cant keep up. I also ask that if you lose interest in talking to me for whatever reason, you let me know rather than just stop responding as thats extremely frustrating and it would be MUCH simpler to just tell me to piss off :) There's a million other mildly interesting things about me, so if you care to know, just ask me.