HEEEELLOOOOOOO! Attention all special people...here's a cliff note version of the about me...
I don't want to have sex with you...get your dog or cat to lick your balls, your ass smells like shit and so do your armpits.
I'm typically pretty laid back. I have my pet peeves just like everyone else. I joke around a lot and I like meeting people that do the same. Here, it's easier if I explain who I don't want to meet or be "friends" with. I don't want to meet any assholes. I have one already and that's just fine for me. If you are a guy and your profile pic is of you in a speedo, consider it denied. Men in speedos = not attractive. No pedophiles, no people that are into bestiality and most certainly none that are into defecating onto one another need apply.
Yes, I know I have "purdy" lips. No, you cannot kiss them.
There are a few things that need to be explained that I thought were common sense. The problem being that common sense isn't so common. So, enough with the cliches...
1. The female body is much more attractive, appealing, beautiful, sexy, etc. than the male body. This does not mean that I am a lesbian. This just means that there are far more people, regardless of gender, that would rather look at a woman than check out a guy's dick. Don't get me wrong...I am very into dicks, but that doesn't make them appealing to the eyes if you catch my drift.
2. This one is for the guys....under no circumstances should a conversation with a female/ lady/ woman with whom you've never spoken to start out with anything that resembles...Here's 9 inches of cock for you....I'd fuck the shit out of you if you'd give me the chance, etc. At least pretend to be interested that there is a head, and in most cases a semi-functional brain, attached to the "rack" that you were checking out.
3. If you feel the need to ask someone if they have a web cam or private pics, please pay attention to whom you are making these requests of. There is nothing more fuckin annoying than some dumbass asking the same question 3, 4, 5 or more times to the same person.
4. Take a hint. If you are making advances towards someone and all you get in return is "gee, thanks", or "I have to wax my legs", or "go fuck yourself you nasty ass son of a butt lickin monkey", then chances are, the person you are making advances towards is not interested.
I think that I am done for now. I hope that I have been able to shed some light on this subject.
