A MAN HAS 17 PARTS THAT DONT WORK:
10 NAILS--THAT DONT NAIL
2-TITS-THATDONT WORK
1 BELLY BUTTON THATWONT BUTTON.
1 COCK THAT WONT CROW
2 BALLSTHAT WONT ROLL.
1 ASS THAT WONT WORK.
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT?
YOU HAVE A PUSSY THAT WONT CATCH MICE.
DARLIN MOTHER