Gawd almighty. Where to start?

Well, I was born in 1977 in Sweden in a tiny little town called Hakansbo with a population of about 1000. My Mum is English and met my Dad in Sweden when she was there doing some radio work in the 70's. They got it on, I appeared from the ether and we all moved to England which makes me eligible to play for England or Sweden at international football! lol! Obviously I have my sexy Swedish surname and filthy Swedish mind but I have been married once and had the surname Croft for that period in my life. You still with me? Hope so, pay attention...I'll be asking questions later.

So, do I feel Swedish or English? Well, my heart will always have a place in Sweden but my head is well and truly here in England which I guess makes me English (kind of!! lol!)

I got married when I was 20 (bit too young) which was way back when in 1997. That lasted until the day of the World Trade Center (9-11) when my divorce came through. Things were great for a long time but he hated me going out all dolled up to parties and never showed any trust or faith in me. I must admit that blokes *always* get me flirtin' and I love male attention but it took alot to get me between the sheets when I wore a ring on that finger. So here I am, admitting to world that I strayed a couple of times but I always went home to my husband who I loved alot. Sex is sex. Do you know what I mean? Since 2001 I've been doing what I want, when I want and enjoyed myself immensely. For the detail of some of my times of debauchery during the past five years, you'll have to sweet talk me!

Then in May I split with my boyfriend and changed the company I work for in the space of about three weeks. Oooh-er! This means that I needed to move up to the north-west of England and start all over again. I got back online a few weeks ago.

I'm currently working in Liverpool as a production assistant on one of the radio stations here (yeah, yeah - Mum had a few words in someone's ear for me!). I'd love to go on and do some telly work on either side of the camera someday...who knows? I made it to the final 50 of Big Brother 2007 auditions and thought that my big break was just around the corner! Boooooo!

Like any girlie girl, I adore shopping beyond my means for shoes, handbags and clothes I may never, ever wear or use! You'll see from my pics that I enjoy wearing nice clothes and sexy underwear.

I'm a decent cook, make a wicked Malaysian Chicken Curry and like rough and ready blokes who have a good head of hair, their own teeth, tatts, muscles and a big...um...personality. Sense of humour and lack of possessive streak (once bitten...) are a must to even talk to me!

Tacka dig för läsning. Tappa var god mig en fodra!

ANDREAxxx