Hard 2 Handle's blog: "A Whole Lot of Nothing"

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I am offering every single point I make in a 12 hour period to people who get me a 135 credit bling pack. You can pick the 12 hours, to a point.(This is the new ability that Angels get when they reach Virtual Virgin.)

The price of the bling pack includes me running an auto during your time. If you would like a HH to run, then you would have to get me that and tell me when you want it scheduled.

Anything else you would like to do to promote more points is fine - within reason.

Don't think I will be sitting here nonstop through out your 12 hours. But I will do whatever I can to help you make the most points possible.

If you are interested or have any questions on this, please send me a bottled water from the gift shop with your message. (I have my PM's to family only. As it gets to be way too much if I don't. See another one of my blogs that explains it.)

Thank you so much!

Michele :)

 

 

 

 

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'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?' A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.' Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure. 'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant. 'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds Hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.' To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.' 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon..' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life. 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer..' Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.' Caution...they walk among us! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one is actually better! (No comments needed!) Caution... They Walk Among Us! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it! ***They walk amongst us!*** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?' ***They walk among us!!*** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff' ***They Walk Among Us!!*** --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'. ***They Walk Among Us!!!!*** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk. ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!*** ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... (I work with professionals like this.) ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. ***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!! Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!! DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!

So a lot of people think I am stuck up or a bitch or whatever because I have my private messages set to family only. Please look at the screen shot below to see why. This screen shot was taken back when the email program fu used didn't allow for the family only filter, and it showed the total number of messages you had waiting on you. Now, also know this was before bling. So these messages are just basic bullshit and fugifts. And yes, that is one days worth of messages. So yes, I have my settings set to family only. I still get messages for fugifts, bling and bombs. I can't keep on top of them as it is. So, please try to understand it is nothing personal. However, if you chose to take it personally that I won't accept your private message - that is fine too. Makes no difference to me. As I say on my page, PLEASE leave what you have to say to me in a comment. That is the best way to leave it. It is also, the way I am most likely to see it. Have a great day! Michele :) DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!

I get a lot of requests for salutes. And to be honest, I don't really have the time or desire to make them for everyone that wants one. So here is the deal.... If you want a SFW salute from me they will cost a 65 credit bling pack.  1. Send me the bling pack. But sure to say that you are sending it for a salute. Otherwise, I will think you are just being nice and you won't get one. 2. I will make salutes at least once a week. So, be patient. 3. Requests are just that - a request. You get what I decide to do. You can of course, let me know what you would like, but that doesn't mean I will do it. 4. Put ALL info. ( be sure to let me know what name you want me to use - your screen name or a real name. However you spell it - is how it will be done.) in your fupal transfer message. As I do not always get to read all my message. Any message you send outside of the fupal transfer - there is NO guaranteed I will read it. Sorry if you think this is me being a bitch. But I do have over 144,000 friend here. There is no way I can make salutes for everyone that requests one. Have an amazing day! Michele :)

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We now have to bring baby Roxan to the Wills Eye Institute in Philadelphia, PA to see Dr. Jerry A. Shields and Dr. Carol L. Shields. They deal exclusively with ocular oncology (eye cancers, tumors etc.etc) and are the best at what they do so we have high hopes for these visits and subsequent procedures. Our first appointment is March 16th, however we have a big problem. Our Florida insurance isn't accepted by them, so we have to pay out of pocket. The first visit itself is going to run us between $2000 (on the low end) and $3500 (on the high end) That will be an 8-10hour visit in which the ground work will be set and many tests will be started. Then each subsequent visit will carry a new price tag of it's own ranging from $300-$2500 per visit depending on exactly what is revealed and exactly what needs to be done. I am sure we will have several visits the first week there. These procedures and appointments are very important to us as a family and to baby Roxan as an individual, her health and well being depend on these procedures in a great way, only we, having been paying out of pocket since her birth for most of her medical needs, are strapped beyond broke for cash. I am not going to ramble about how far behind on this and that we are, i am simply asking for your help. We started a fund a few months back for our daughter and had a number of contributors. All in all we managed to raise a TOTAL of $270 combined from everyone who contributed. While that is appreciated, and we used the money for meds and to help with Roxans expenses, we really could use a more generous and considerate turn out this time around. We have less than 3 weeks b4 we need to have the money in place and baby Roxan and I in Philly for her procedures. We need to raise AT LEAST $4000 by then to cover the first visits, travel fare, and maybe 1-2 more follow ups during the first week. Now, i am not one to beg, and i hate to even ASK for help taking care of my own, but i am pleading with each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart to please find it in yourselves to help me help my daughter. She deserves the best shot at a normal, happy and productive life that she can possibly get and with all her conditions and problems that is only going to be made possible through the generosity and support of people like you who selflessly give out of the kindness of your hearts to give a beautiful baby girl a chance at a happy and long life. I am not asking you to break the bank but rather to simply do everything you can. Spread the word, donate money, post fliers... ANYTHING. We need this for our daughter, and i am humbling myself to ask for your support on a great level. Please, help baby Roxan. Make it possible for her to continue smiling that beautiful smile of hers and to live a long and happy life. With love, AJ, Liana and of course baby Roxan :) THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE HELPED SO FAR AND ALL WHO WILL. PLEASE READ BELOW AND HELP BABY ROXAN OUT A BIT IF YOU CAN. SINCERELY, AJ, LIANA AND BABY ROXAN I am reaching out to you all in hopes that some of you will find it in your hearts to help me help my daughter. Below is a link where you can help contribute to her happiness and well being. I also included a bit about her and what she is going through. Please take a moment to do what you can. CLICK THE PIC BELOW to contribute, please.
Thank you... AJ

Created By baby Roxans Dad... ~Unique Dream~ ™ ♥ Baby Roxans Daddy ♥

@ fubar In case the pic doesn't work for some of you, the URL to contribute is: http://www.babywishingwell.com/registries/view/61201130 I will be posting the progress of the donations received as we get them. I will not include WHO gave WHAT amount unless you "ok" that with me first. Simply want to keep people informed on how close we are to our goal. As of now we have: $310 In the fund for these procedures and wish to raise a MINIMUM of $4000 in the next 2 1/2 weeks. Thank you all!!! *******CONTRIBUTORS TO THESE PROCEDURES********* ~Angel Eyes~' Fu Wife to Footballeye88'

@ fubar (THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! LOVE TO YOU & YOURS!) yankeesgirl

@ fubar (THANK YOU! WE APPRECIATE IT!) © Psychosocial

@ fubar (WE LOVE YA, HUN! THANKS! BLESSED BE!) ~Freak~

@ fubar (YET AGAIN, YOU ARE THERE. WE LOVE YOU, HUN!) ***********WHERE WE STAND ON OUR GOAL************* Date: 2/27/09 Total Raised Towards Goal: $310 From H2H..... I know it isn't much.... But for anyone that donates $25 or more, I will make a special salute for them. Just let AJ know you want one with your donation and I will get it done!

Here is one of my best friends ever... Kjer. If you have checked out my albums, you probably have seen his pics. But that is only a small part of who he is. Please check out one of these videos - he seriously is just amazing. He has tons and tons of video's on his youtube. Please click through this link to check them out. And don't forget to subscribe. http://www.youtube.com/KJER I will randomly bling people who have subscribed and leave a comment on his main page saying H2H sent you. Thank you so much. I hope you are having an amazing day! Michele :) Hard 2 Handle ~La*La's FuWife~

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