Sometimes you just really have to love stupid people and their IMs:
oothebigmanoo: HUGE COCK INCH LONG
me: An inch long?
me: LMAOOOOO
me: *laughing smilies on Yahoo*
oothebigmanoo: OK
oothebigmanoo: WANT TO SEE 4 UR SELF
me: No I don't wanna see your inch LOL
me: *more laughing smilies*
me: An Inch! I have toys bigger than you
oothebigmanoo: OK
me: You said it
me: Huge cock inch long
me: LMAOOOOOOO
me: I wouldn't brag about an inch
oothebigmanoo: 9 INCH LONG COCK
me: Wow, you suddenly had a growth spurt?!!